I know a place

There is a place I know that is a little bit off the beaten track.When you go there though, it is very important to stay hydrated, and to keep warm by a modest fire.You must bring your own food, as there are no fish whatsoever, and the only wild life is named Phil. There is smaller, less threatening wild life however, which the locals call Ethan and Chase. These two little monsters appear to be non-threatening, but when they are hungry or tired, their hellish screams can be heard throughout the vast landscape. In recent years, the smaller wild life have developed an obvious preference for blondes, and look at husbands with disdain. Where in many places, alcohol is banned, residents of little piece of paradise not only promote excessive alcohol consumption, but actually get visibly annoyed when coffee is not mixed with bailey’s or water is not complimented by Vodka.
At times, there is the need to travel by boat to find your relative peace of mind. This is dangerous task, trying to find a piece of your mind on the open water, therefore females will normally stay of the safer shores of land. As illustrated above, these pilgrimages are not for the faint of heart……