If in doubt choose C

Once upon a time, in a city far far away, there lived a boy who had really poor marks at school. In fact his report card read like a multiple choice test where this child steadily chose 'C'.
Many years later, this young boy found himself in school again at the tender age of 33. When he found himself in school again, the boy decided, "well if I have to be here, I may as well make it worth it." He did indeed make it worth it as he received excellent grades initially. Confident that he could achieve marks that his friends would be envious of, the boy who was now a man, continued to attend class and take part in discussions. Life was good for our title character until.......
I got a 67% on an assignment today......F&*K!!!!!!!!
From here on in, I think I'll revert back to my highschool days...smoke pot, skip class, and try and pick up the cheer leaders.